NASCAR’s Mythical Rulebook Section 12-4-A ~ The Many Reason’s for Suspension
Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 5:56pm CDT
By Clance' McClannahan, Thunder Lounge
Published on Thunder Lounge.
After hours of searching and researching, I believe I have found the Ultimate Answer’s to the many questions posed on Thunder Lounge.com.
Yes, Marc, “Word is he’s been suspended under NASCAR’s Mythical Rulebook Section 12-4-A, “actions detrimental to stock car racing.†The exact violation hasn’t been detailed but indications are Luke was seen in the Texas Motor Speedway infield selling cheap copies of the Mythical Rulebook while wearing a gold tin foil hat.”
There have been many violations, one in particular, which brought about the horrid act, and turned the suspended one into a computer geek.
The exact violation of Section 12-4-A, “actions detrimental to stock car racing” was this post. Once up a time there was someone who dared such a dis’ to my driver… She however, was only put on probation for a first time violation. as she made the comments in ignorance, not being a NASCAR fan.
On the other hand, should Mr. Luke be given another chance? If so, how many? Just one? Two?
Or shall we say three strikes and you are out and just take over Thunder Lounge? Should we send him to Bash and Beat Up Tony Rehab in some nutzo forum somewhere, or would that be too harsh of a punishment?
I truly wish to recieve such marvelous feedback on post as was given to Aaron Fike, Don’t Let the Pit Gate Hit You. I, being the toothless hillbilly that I am, missed out on that lovely little party. The gate was locked, and rightfully so.
I had planned on doing a post about random drug use in NASCAR prior to the fire elementals threatening my home. Old news now. I have a pretty broad outlook and open mind. I too, believe that, in the world of NASCAR, there is no room for another chance. The sport is way too dangerous to have someone who is using drugs anywhere near a race car or truck. Yes, even if it was only mariwhanna.
Aaron Fike was not using “only” pot. He was using HEROIN, and shooting it up with NEEDLES. Now, I come from the old hippi world, and even in the 60’s and 70’s, “back in my days”, shooting up, meant SKANK. Heroin meant waaaaayyyy out of control. Not cool. In this day and age, the drugs are stronger and much more dangerous, and addictive. I do hope he, his gal, and the other NASCAR driver’s who have issues with addiction, get the help they need. But second chance in NASCAR? No way.
I do think, that after proper rehab, we should give ol’ Luke a second chance. He and Marc both need new hats, which was the second reason for suspension.
Why wasn’t Marc suspended for such an outlandish, blatent defiance of NASCAR’s Mythical Rulebook Section 12-4-A, “actions detrimental to stock car racing.â€.
Because he was creative about it, I guess. When will the rules ever be the same for all?
By the way, the propellor has been found. It’s on the back of some guys bike.
While I was searching for it, I also found a picture of why I believe NASCAR driver’s should just say no to drugs. 
On a final note, today’s deep thought:
Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or screw it,
Piss on it and walk away.
(I have edited and edited and cannot get this to format correctly, therefore I am taking my own advise)
Any questions??
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I have attempted to edit this 500 times now and still cannot get it to format correctly. Therefore, I am taking my own advise.
Great. Now it works…
Heh… I’ll always hold flip-flop accountable for his mouth.
I ain’t going down without a fight!!!!!!
I suspected that would be your response…
Clance' said this on July 22nd, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Of course.
Heh, I “fixed” your problem, by the way.
You can email me about it though.
Better watch it girl.
The use of the word Skank may result in an over population of buffoons, bloviators and flat out moonbats that are so low in the hierarchy they don’t even rate a foil hat, much less a propeller driven one.
Speakin’ of which, sorry to say you’re incorrect. That’s not my propeller. Luke still is in possession of it and the shysters have been contacted. In addition FTCSI (Full Throttle Crime Scene Investigators) are en route via Airboat to waterlogged Texas as we speak.
And finally, I AM, creative in a Knaus sort of way live with it. Suspend ME! Buwawahahaha… I’ve got a Stealth motorcoach, PCNA (People’s Commissar for NASCAR Affairs) can’t see me or touch me!!!!
Now excuse me, I have a hind leg to hike before walking away.
Did somebody say skank?
Yeah Charlie, it was me. Or at least the first to do so to my ever lasting comedic relief.
Yep, a new all time low around these parts. Well, maybe not. We talk about a few, but never fully come out and spell it out.